We’re officially celebrating Jocktober with Philadelphia’s “The Preston & Steve Show.” These guys have had a morning show for decades and are mostly pretty buttoned up. Unfortunately Marisa stinks, can’t hit the right drops, or know anything about anything.

Erik Nagel joins us to . . .

Blind Mike and Karl are back with another weekly round-up of the most important Dabbleverse topics. Kevin Brennan and Chad broke up this week. The Zman and Cardiff Electric debuted their new show. Aaron Imholte reads a text message from Karl and declares total . . .

Helga Mann is back with a new pilot episode of That Reality Show from her new place in the desert. She’s out of practice. And speaking of out of practice, Stuttering John has been recording some new cameos. He announces that he’s coming back . . .

Christian Bladt and Eric Zane are back to provide iron-clad evidence that not only are Howard Stern’s listener calls fake, but, a segment on yesterday’s show PROVED that the phony phone calls are fake. They’ve also got some wild speakers from city hall meetings . . .

Laura Clery is an extremely successful social media personality. She and her husband were both rich and famous. But they are also both crazy and have completely fucked up their lives. Somehow, after doing everything he could do to ruin Laura’s life, they have . . .

After a week off Karl and Blind Mike are back with the biggest news stories in the Dabbleverse. They discuss Kevin Brennan’s big night out, Tom Myers striking the Creep Off channel, Tony P leaving Opie and going directly to the Shuli Network, Penny . . .